Going Out Lesson 1

Posted on May 18, 2015

Pantones of the Post

Oooops I went to Public Works again last Friday, this time for a badass chick – Maya Jane Coles.

A quick recap on the evening’s events leading up to this club experience because its just TOO good to leave out:

7:00 PM- Cute carne asada dinner at home with 2 of my best friends mending our deep separation anxiety (it had been 17 days, unacceptable… can you say co-dependent much?!💞)

8:35 PM- Robe comes out, I’m actually surprised I didn’t put it on immediately upon home arrival like usual

8:55 PM- Girlfriend walks in hammered with her potential new roommate (that she met tonight😁😁)

8:56 PM- Potential new roommate says I look like Obi-wan Kenobi in my robe – I would have to agree lol

9:03 PM- Girlfriend refuses to eat leftover dinner (huge mistake😧) and proceeds to do MAJOR convincing on getting the bffs to come to club (and they do NOT go out to public works, well……..like ever)

10:20 PM- Mission accomplished: friends agree to come! 👏🎉🎉

10:30 PM-🍸 I send girlfriend down to corner store for Baileys so we can makeshift some espresso martinis🍸 in attempt to get closer to her level

10:45 PM- Drunk gf makes terrible espresso martinis – more like White Russians sub Kahlua for Baileys and this for cream, so actually not really like a White Russian haha but I digress… we all still drink the cup of creamy mixture (desperation😩)

11:00 PM- I’m forced to ditch the robe (sigggghhhh) and clothes goes on. I like to let the type of music steer my outfit selection. So tonight? Badass/down chick is the flavor of choice.

11:45 PM- Gf gets in fight with potential new roommate (UHH ooohh)

12:10 AM- WHAT IS GOING ON, WE NEED TO GO ALREADY ahhh

12:25 AM- Get to public works and I rush inside (gf goes to gas station for who knows what)

12:43 AM- I send a text to her “omgggggg MJC” (in utter awe of her existence and sound) ✨✨🎶

12:44 AM- Response is, “They won’t welt me in”

12:45 AM- Girlfriend too wasted, denied at front door. (LOL slash actually soo sad)

We proceed to dance and she was sorely missed. and after minutes upon hours of convincing the boys to go out….#epicfail #whitegirlwasted

Moral of the story people? Eat food before you drink, for the love of god! Oh and if you like deep house with a soulful girly edge see Maya Jane Coles next time she’s in town, she’s one of my favorites ever. Here’s a peek: